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Swami Says:
“Join My WORLD WIN Campaign to Elect Ourselves and Choose a New Precedent ...” Everywhere we look on the political landscape, we are faced with laugh-threatening seriousness ... terrorism and anti-terrorism, from global warming and global hot spots, fossil fuels being rapidly depleted and fossilized fools doing nothing about it.
Says the Swami, “In these unprecedented times, what we really need to do is set a new precedent -- and a new President will follow. Because if we only do what we’ve always done, we’ll only get what we’ve always gotten. So here are some new precedents to vote for:
- Government of the people, by the people, for the people, a government that does our bidding -- not the bidding of the highest bidder.
- Religions practicing the Golden Rule instead of saying, “We’re going to heaven, and you can go to hell.”
- Renewable, nonpolluting energy so abundant we won’t need armies to defend it.
- Peoples of the world laughing together ... instead of crying separately.
“And so I present my Precedential Platform which can be adopted by any candidate, any party, any organization, and any individual. Let’s elect ourselves to put spiritual practice into practice, to improve reality, and to become the sovereign citizens our Founding Fathers intended. And let’s have a party doing it ... the Right-To-Laugh Party!”
As a Right-To-Laugh Party member, here is what you get:
- Official Right-To-Laugh membership card to carry in your wallet to remind you to exercise your God-given right to laugh.
- Official Right to Laugh bumpersticker, "I'm Pro-Laugh -- and I Vote!".
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An official Get-Out-of-Hell Free card, worth one good laugh (priceless!)
Bi-weekly Notes From the Trail. - News on what other “Right-To-Laughers” are doing to raise the laugh force, heal the body politic, and cure electile dysfunction.
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Knowledge that you are supporting Swami’s World Win Campaign to create an uprising in levity to help us overgrow the current system.
Click here to read the Right-To-Laugh Humanifesto!
“Set the precedent, and the President will follow.”
-- Swami Beyondananda
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